CAUTION: As the tittle suggests, this has absolutely nothing meaningful. Also, it’s completely disoriented. So, Proceed At Your Own Risk!
Frankly speaking, I have no idea what I should be writing about.
A super-ambitious, easily excited, supremely irrational friend of mine believes that I am a good writer, which I don’t know how far is true. In Fact, all she ever read was these four lines—
My teacher wears a hat
I don’t like to be in his class
On a completely different note
Can fishes float???
That can easily be considered as a piece of crap but good writing!…If that’s good writing then PitBull deserves the Booker’s Award.
Well, I told you she’s crazy and it was her crazy idea that I should write down something daily to stay in practice, gain high command over the english language, improve my writing skills and one fine day become the most popular/loved writer to have ever walked upon this earth since the pre-cambrian times.
Now, just may be, I could understand semi colon(;) as a punctuation mark or know the difference between a hyphen(-) and a dash(-) but me as the most loved/popular writer is like saying Lalu Prasad Yadav is a self less, kind, non-corrupt person and a non-somrasi- a joke!
I am pretty amazed that you have come so far reading this. You can always switch to another blog, you know.
Soo….what should I write about?
May be something philosophical?
-To be frank my philosophies are as complicated as a tongue twisters. Infact, mine are head twisters.
May be about our holly/bolly celebrities?
-That’s sexy but not enough gossip might be left afterwards for the newspapers and news channels to run their business.
How about my college life?
-Well, it’s a million times complicated as my philosophies and boring too.
I could write about my political views?
But people would most certainly prefer Rakhi Sawant’s autobiography over something that has anything to with my political views.
How about I try my hand at poems? Most definitely, I will write the finest bad poems. C’mon who am I kidding! A 10 year old will have a better vocabulary than me.
My last option, I can scribble some tips on how to be a writer…
-Me giving tips on this is like Tiger Woods giving tips on how to be a loyal husband.
Why can I come with something. May be it’s my destiny to forever dwell in this darkness of utter stupidity. But you, my dear, had a choice. I warned you and suggested it too but you had to waste your time reading this. So curiouser! Now that you haven’t found anything to educate or enlighten yourself or as a matter of fact, even tickle your funny bone, don’t you think it’s time you moved on to a better informative or amusing blog…
Because seriously dude/dudette AIN’T NOTHING CREATIVE IN HERE….now disappear!!